Day 45,46,47

Rocky Mountain High

Miles Biked: 37
85
66

"And the Colorado rocky mountain high Ive seen it raining fire in the sky
You can talk to God and listen to the casual reply
Rocky mountain high (high Colorado) rocky mountain high (high Colorado)"
-John Denver

Hello from Buena Vista, Colorado (which my non Spanish speaking friend Lisa says means "Nice View")! I've been in the Rockies for four days, crossed the continental divide twice, now know what it means to climb a mountain........and I'm still alive and kicking. Not only that, but I'm psyched to bike everyday in the most beautiful state in the country.

Pat and I almost peed our pants from joy on day 45 when we found out the shuttle would be dropping us off just outside Idaho Springs. So we missed nothing from our intended route! As soon as we were dropped off we headed straight for the continental divide and Berthoud Pass. We started the day right where Pat and I ended at a little over 8,000 feet. The climb took us into switch backs for 12 miles straight up. I used to think the hill by my house in Morris was a tough one. After climbing Berthoud pass to around 11,300 feet.....I chuckled to myself. The climb actually wasn't that bad. I'm not going to say it was easy......I'm not even going to say I wasn't chugging for air as sweat poured off my body.....but it was do-able. When I saw the van parked at the top I actually asked myself why it was stopped. I figured since my body wasn't ready to keel over in the fetal position.....this couldn't be the top of the pass. It was, and whatever goes up, must come down!

As I winded down the mountain at speeds of over 40MPH I decided I needed to stop and throw my sunglasses on or my eyeballs were going to fall out from the wind. The trip took us into ski country, past Winter Park ski area and to a YMCA Ranch just outside of Granby for the night.

As I woke up in the morning and headed out I realized there are entire forests full of dead pines (and when I saw forests, it includes entire mountain sides). Reuben, who is from Colorado, explained that they are having one hell of a problem with a bark beetle which is laying larva in the tress and causing a major forest fire problem. Day 46 took us on an 80 mile trip to Frisco. I am in love with the Rockies because there is no rolling. There is up, down, and an occasional flat. Our first 40 miles took us from 8,750ft down along the Colorado River to 7,100. Then we headed up in the afternoon. Amazingly the climbing was so spread out it didn't really feel like we climbed to over 9,000 in Frisco.

Before we reached Frisco we stopped in Dillon....an outlet town right off the highway. We decided to go to the Pearl Izumi bike store. Just outside the store Beth stared at my face and then said
"Ben you need to get some chap stick"
Beth had looked at my lips.....and instead of seeing dry chapped lips she saw black. Beth thought that my lips were so sunburned, they had turned black.
Seconds later Emma told me me I had Oreo cookie stuck on my face......we both just looked at Beth......realized she thought I had third degree burns on my lips.......and laughed. Hopefully if my lips turn to black from the sun Beth will call an ambulance, not suggest chap stick.

Frisco was an awesome mountain ski resort town. There are several major ski areas in driving distance. The group I was riding with got in early and we headed over to Po-Boy's....a local pub. A group of us spent the afternoon drinking Po-boy punch (a blue concoction that nobody had any idea what it contained). The pub loured us in with a rumor that your first drink cost the temperature at 4:20 (40 degrees.....40 cents; 30 degrees.....30 cents). Apparently they only do that in the winter, which we didn't understand from a business point of view. When we went back to the community center we were staying in I found out Claire had befriended two kids who were hiking the Colorado Trail. The kids spent the night HBC styling it with us on the hard floor and waking up at the ass crack of dawn.

Today we headed East toward Freemont Pass. The climb took us right by Copper Mountain Resort which I was really excited about because my Mom and I skied it back when I was in high school looking at colleges. Freemont Pass was a 12 mile climb up to 11,318! My average was about 6MPH. (Tour de France Cyclists go 18MPH up hills). The rest of the day was awesome....since we dropped down to just under 8,000 feet in the town of Buena Vista. We stopped for lunch in the highest incorporated town in America, Leadville (10,200ft).

When I arrived in Leadville I headed out to see if I could get my original jersey fixed. The zipper fell off back in Kentucky, I bought a new Zipper, and haven't found a place to fix it.......until today. I walked down a block or two to a place called "Ben's Sewing". I almost jumped in the air from shock and joy......walked inside and asked if they could fix my jersey. A very large woman behind the counter responded "oh we don't do sewing here". Apparently they only sell sewing stuff. I had no response from disbelief.....walked next store to the laundry mat where I was greeted by my new friend Sharon. Sharon was happy to go home and sew my jersey for $9. I asked her when I can get it.
"Well.......why don't you head down to the softball field after 7:00"
"The softball field"
"Yeah, I umpire softball games at night"
"And.....I just wave you down in between innings?"
"Yeah.....I'll keep it in my bag."

Currently it's 7:55......Sharon's games got rained out from some thunderstorms, and she says she'll call me when I can come over since she put it off all day. What a weird business transaction.

Tomorrow we head West for good. Supposedly it's a 86 mile day with a trip back over the continental divide. I think once I get my jersey I'll pack it in for a good night's rest.

Some interesting facts:
-I've decided to grow a mountain Beard. It looks pretty good so far. Pat Muha is growing one as well. I'm gonna chop mine off once we are out of the Rockies.......Muha.......who knows.
-The temperature in the mornings is in the 40's. I look pretty sexy in tights.
-I almost hit a deer on a bike. It was trapped from a cliff on my right, there were cars to my left, and the deer was flipping out........I'm lucky I wasn't in the Volvo.

Last HUGE climbing day tomorrow.......then all down hill to San Francisco.......right?

Day 44

Renegades

Miles biked: Unspecified


Hello from Boulder, Colorado......again. You may be asking yourself, "Ben, why are you still in Boulder." The leaders decided somewhere in the middle of Kansas after the accident they needed a second day to rest and clear their minds. By taking an extra day it would prevent the group from biking into the mountains today to Idaho Springs and tomorrow since they need to shuttle us to Granby. So I asked the leaders if Pat and myself could bike to Idaho Springs today...sleep there....and meet the crew in Granby tomorrow. Our request was shot down.....and two renegades were born.

Pat and I woke up at 6am, strapped into our bike gear, and headed due west into the Rocky Mountains. Climbing into the Rocky mountains was quite the challenge. 18 miles of straight uphill brought us to the mountain town of Nederland, 8,200 feet above the spot I dipped my tires into the Atlantic Ocean. From Nederlands we headed South on the Peak-to-Peak highway.

The Peak-to-Peak highway is exactly what it sounds like.....several climbs and decents along the front range of the Rocky Mountains. As Pat and I wondered how far Central City was (a town where we needed to make a turn) we saw a sign......6 miles. The next 6 miles may be the most fun I've had on a bike on this entire trip. A quick decent sent us flying downward at speeds over 40MPH. I topped out at 46, Pat at 44. 6 miles after flying through the cut of the mountain we saw a sign for a town.....elevation: 8,000 feet! I'm not sure how high we climbed today but I can assure you we climbed to over 9,000 feet.

Unknowing to us, Central City was full of Casinos.....and old people. We asked Jim at BullWhacker's Casino how to get to Idaho Springs. He pulled out a tiny little card, and drew us the craziest direction map I have ever seen anyone draw. It only contained lines and dots.....except for one road name.....which we should NOT take. Somehow the map worked and we climbed up some switchbacks onto a gravel road. The gravel road passed some old gold mines, climbed some more, swung around a mountain and led us to "Oh My God Road"

"Oh My God Road" is not some made up name I concoted, but the actual name on the map. As soon as we saw the road Pat and I both knew where the name came from as we repeatedly said "Oh My God". The road must have had 30 hair pin turns, was gravel, had no railing to protect you from going off the road, and a 2,000 foot drop off. Pat decided the road name should be renamed to "Holy Shit" and I think adding "Oh my F@#$%^ God" would be a little more acurate. As we winded down the road both our hands killed from clenching the brakes as hard we possibly could. The road ended right smack in the middle of Idaho Springs.....and Pat and I celebrated by chugging Gatorade at a gas station. We had reached our goal.....now we had a problem....getting back to Boulder.

We had originally planned to take Mass Transportation from Idaho Springs to Denver to Boulder. Problem is.......there is no Transportation of any kind (including taxi's) to Idaho Springs. There was only one option...continue to bike.

We hopped back on our bikes and thanks to the help of a lady at the visitors center headed down the mountains towards Golden. Our directions took us to Route 6. As we biked down the mountain we quickly learned that Route 6 is not a bike friendly road. No shoulder...strong winds...lots of traffic...and it winds. The route had several tunnels that reminded me of going into a cave in a video game. Just as we were about to leave the mountains we saw a small crowd of motorists pulled over and pointing to the side of the mountain. So we pulled over and took a look at a small herd of wild Big Horn Sheep. It was like a gift from God.

Our ride ended in Golden, home of the Coors Brewing Company that is closed on Sunday's. Our grand idea was to take the bus from Golden to Boulder....but the bus doesn't run on Sunday's. So we were forced to taxi it and here we are in Boulder ready to get shuttled somewhere near Granby tomorrow! What an crazy day of riding.

Day 40, 41, 42, 43

So....those are mountains

Miles biked: 80 something
70 something
60 something
0 Much needed rest!

Hello from Boulder, Colorado! As I traveled through the town I have decided this town is AMAZING. Then I got to thinking...this town may be amazing due to our travels on HBC. Boulder is the first town we have been to with more than 2,000 people in weeks. Boulder is the first town we've been to with people under the age of 60 (and in large numbers). Boulder is next to the mountains. And finally, Boulder is not in Kansas. Whatever the reasons are for loving Boulder.....I am very happy to be at the edge of the Rocky Mountains!

Boulder hasn't come with all good news. Two of our members have decided to leave the trip. My longtime friend from elementary school Morgen left two days ago, and Nick Krug took off home to Dallas today. Our group of 27 has now dwindled to 22 and somehow I am still around.

Our journey through Colorado took us to the smallest town on the trip yet. Cope, Colorado has a population of 80 people. Everyone is a farmer. The closest Grocery store is 45 miles away. The town consists of a church...a gas station....and a steak house. I showered at the house of a Canadian who married a North Dakota farmer who moved to Colorado and became a crop duster. We talked a lot about tornadoes.

From Cope, we headed into the fog to Strasburg. I must say I enjoyed my stay in Strasburg better than Stroudsburg, PA (where my wallet still continues to watch "Knocked Up" at the mall in the Stroud 7). Strasburg is the home of the golden stake, where the railroads from East and West met. Just before dinner a nasty storm was brewing nearby. Apparently softball sized hail was reported on the roads we had biked through in the morning. Strasburg only received heavy wind which wasn't windy enough to wake up Craig who had fallen asleep outside in the grass. Actually nothing could wake up Craig.....even when we threw a stray cat on his face.

From Strasburg we headed past the Denver airport to Boulder. We knew we would see the mountains and I spent the entire morning staring off into the distance. I finally saw some blobs through the thick summer Haze. The blobs became clearer and clearer and now tower above us. I wonder if the altitude will effect us. We are currently at over 5,000 feet and will continue to rise. Night time in Boulder brought us to a very cool strip with restaurants and bars. I decided I would have a very easy time being educated as a Colorado Buffalo (grad school?).

Today we climbed in the van and went tubing on Boulder Creek. I was expecting the kind of tubing you see in CT with large wide bodies of water. This kind of tubing was a little different. The water was on the edge of the mountains and contained rapid after rapid in a skinny little creek. The leaders rented and extra tube...duck taped a trash bag to the bottom of it and filled it with cheap beer. It was a Yale education being put to full use. It was pretty funny to watch people dive out of their tubes to rescue the beer tube from escaping downstream or flipping over in the rapids.

Tomorrow Pat and I are heading into the mountains and I can't wait to find out what calf pain really is!

Day 39

"This Wind Blows"

Miles biked: 72

Hello from St. Francis, Kansas! While riding through the beautiful Kansas headwind, Gizmo uddered the words "this wind blows" an thus a blog headline is created. Today marked the final day of Kansikah and there is cheerfulness in the air as people plan their last presents. Claire, who is not a very big drinker got a beer bong. Nick Krug was presented with a collection of small toys and an Elvis poster. I recieved a homemade sprite hat that I remember being for sale in an antique store in Gypsum. The excitement has continued throughout the day. The end of this great Holiday means we have also reached the very end of Kansas and as beautiful as the country side can be....I believe everyone will jump for joy when they see the Colorado sign tomorrow. I think a few may even make love to the sign. Today's ride took us 35 miles north of Colby, and then 50 miles straight West. I have decided to move to Kansas and run for Governor with a promise to build a new and exciting road system.....it will be called: THE DIAGONAL ROAD....GENIUS!

Today I realized I had major sleep deprivation and stopped in every single town between Colby and St. Francis....which was 2. The first was the town of Alwood 30 miles into the ride. There was a block in the downtown that had speakers and played country music outside the buildings at all hours of the day. We stopped at a doughnut shop and were asked by everyone we saw where we were going. I don't think they get very many outsiders.

Our next stop was thanks to mother nature. About 15 miles outside of our last location we could see a large thunderstorm brewing and heading in our direction. We sat and pondered if we should try and beat the storm, or stop in the town we were currently in. Apparently God heard us, and a crack of lighting followed by an ear deafening boom crashed within a mile of us. We stopped in the town of BIRD CITY! The school mascot for the highschool was the Cougars which made no sense to me. I was thinking more along the lines of Hawks or Eagles. We sat in a Cafe to wait for the storm to pass where some old locals told me the town was named after the the famous sea Admiral....Admiral Bird.
Local: Did they teach you about Admiral Bird in school?
Me: Ummm....I don't think so

I then asked a man how big St. Francis was and he said "14".....so I asked in shock "people?" He answered back in more shock..."no 1,400 people". Trust me when I say it is believable to think there is a town with 14 people around here.

Today's conversation mostly had to do with Chiggers. Chiggers are microscopic bugs that live in the grass.....then climb on you and eat away at your flesh. While I haven't had any Chiggers, I have had plenty of bugs jump up from the grass and stick to my arm and leg hair.

Well this is it....Goodbye Kansas.....Hello Colorado and the West!

Day 36,37,38

Rough Days

Miles biked: 81
86
66
Our trip has had a horrible accident. About 9 miles outside of Luray, Kansas one of our riders was hit by a car. It was a very scary day, and continues to be a scary recovery. He was transfered to Wichita and will remain there for the next couple of weeks. The good news is he continues to get better everyday and make progress and my prayers are with him and his family.

We sat in Luray almost in shock. The next day, 11 of us decided to ride, 5 had left the night before to go to the hospital, and the rest decided to clear their mind in the van.

The trip to hill city was a hot one. The thermometer hit 103.....there were two banks on the way in......one had an eletrical sign that said 109....the other 111. To top things off, the headwinds were blowing very hard, making each pedal stroke impossible. In Hill City, the entire group went to the municiple pool to cool off and just hang out together. I challenged Gizmo to a diving board competition, in which I of course was the winner. Pat went down the pretty impressive waterslide about 400 times to try and get as much leverage on turn #2 as possible. He even had personal advice from life guards and 14 year old boys ( and a 6 year old). I was impressed with the progress he made. Later that day I watched a man walk his dog with his car. He let the dog out of the door in a park. Sat there as the dog ran around.....beeped the horn....and the dog ran back to the car. I thought the dog was going to get in the car, but instead the car drove slowly down the street as the dog followed! Very strange. At night the 5 in Wichita came back which feels pretty good to have everyone back on the trip.

Today's trip was a vacation......only 66 miles. More people joined us on the bikes and now we are in Colby Kansas. The hills have dissintegrated and now we are in the Midwest I have stereotyped in my head. There are endless corn fields in all directions. Today we did get a chance to celebrate as Granpa Sam turned 25. We honored him with a shrek themed birthday party and a Hanah Montanah singing card. We have one more day in the state of Kansas, can't wait to see a chance of scenery.

I hope all are well and are staying as safe as possible.

Day 35

Humans awake before 6am?

Miles biked: 87

Hello from Gypsum, Kansas! Population 413. Today's ride led us out of the great city of Emporia through more rolling hills of Kansas. On HBC we have now agreed to stop listening to locals who say "oh, once you go a little west, it will be flat". We've been hearing that since St Louis!

Today's wakeup call was at the ungodly hour of 4:30am. Last night someone said wake up call was at 4:30 and I laughed at them. I really thought it was a joke until Andy was staring down at me this morning. I really wasn't sure if I was going to be able to function but I realized it was actually better than waking up later. I was in such a comatos for the first 30 miles, before it hit me I was on a bike in Kansas I only had 50 miles left! Plus we beat the heat which reached 95 today and is supposed to be 97 tomorrow!

Today we drove by some fun town names. We started by going through Americus. The day was later spent going by Manhattan and Tampa. I personally wanted to stop in Tampa.....but the 90 degree heat without the ocean just wasn't worth it. Half way through the trip we stopped at a bakery in the town Council Bluffs. Lisa found a pamphlet that said "Corey" and was so excited that it matched Corey Morenz she screamed a profanity. I looked around the bakery at the crowd of women and children that crowded the tables.

As we came down a hill at mile 60 or so I saw a dump truck coming off a gravel road. The truck waited for awhile looking at us, seeming to wait for us to pass. As Nick, Colin, Lisa and I came within a few hundred yards, the truck pulled out releasing a dirt cloud behind it. The only problem was that the cloud of brown and black was not dirt....but cow menure. I immediatley looked back at Colin and Lisa who both looked as if they were going to fall off their bikes, vomit, and die from the stench. I thought their look was so funny that I broke into uncontrolable laughter. As I became short of breath from laughing I would suck in air filled with the stench of hundreds of pounds of rotting cow crap, which almost made me pass out as well. Oh Kansas......

Pat got his shirt washed last night, although he still made me smell it this morning, and it still kinda smelled like urine. According to the Pastor of this church 30% of the people of Gypsum are retired, 30% work in factories, and another 30% collect welfare. The town has three stores....a Cafe, a general store kinda thing, and an antiques store. The guy at the antique store was so happy I spent $2 on a shot glass (present for Kanikah). I think I may have single handedly raised his profts 200%. There is also a gas station that is only open when the owner feels like working. According to one local, if it is a good fishing day, don't expect it to be open. That is my kinda gas station......where do I sign up?

So I'm off to Lucas Kansas or Luray (the name is being debatted before me by Morgen and Lisa). According to the locals......it gets flatter from here....but please..... refer to my opening paragraph!

Day 33+34

Smell my Jersey

Miles biked: 85
0

Hello from Emporia, Kansas! The home of our rest day and our 4th of July celebrations! I certainly need the rest after about 250 miles of biking in three days! We have moved out of the flooded farms of Iola and biked to a town that has over 25,000 people. At this point in the trip it feels like New York City. Yippie!

In my last post I mentioned we were going to the Iola airport. After I blogged that day, we ate dinner with the church and were shipped to a small airport on the outskirts of the city. I don't think anyone was ready for what awaited us. The church had arranged for us to have free rides in these crazy parachute fan flying machines! The "aircraft" looked like go carts with a huge fan attached to the back and a large parachute that hovered above it. Everyone got the chance to ride at heights of over 600 feet above the ground. Some, like Pat, had adventurous pilots who chased after Deer and coyotes. I had more of a standard flight that was really amazing!

The next day as we awoke in the church, Pat Muha was drawing attention. I walked over and Pat demanded I smell his jersey. I reluctantly agreed. The smell was horrible! It reeked of a very strong scent of urine! We are all convinced it was a failed Kaniska gift. In any event, it did not stop Pat from throwing the jersey on and wearing it for 85 miles. When he arrived in Emporia he had symtoms of Uritoxication.(sickness from smelling urine too long)

At the start of the day I decided to celebrate the Holiday in style. I wore a 4th of July bow tie, pinned a flag to my back, and had mini flags hanging on my bike and helmet. It seemed to get a positive response on the road. About 45 miles into the journey we came across the small town of Gridley, which had shut down their "Main Street" and had a couple of tents and activities. I bought a hat, played some bachi, ate a chili dog, walked past the car show, and watched some motorcyclist awe the small crowd with wheelies. I have decided I have never felt more American than celebrating the 4th with the town of Gridley Kansas. Some little girls even asked if they could have their picture with me and Gizmo.....HBC-ers have become such celebrities.

The ride into Emporia was easier for me than most. More than half the group took a wrong turn on Highway 99 and rode anywhere from 90-111 miles compared to my 85! Corey walked in after 106 miles with a smile on his face. "I got to do a century on the 4th!" I was happy with the bare minimum. On my ride in I passed a meat factory and almost got giddy when I saw the cows in the final pen before entering the "chopping block". Poor cows.....but I think everyone should be able to see where meat actually comes from. It does not smell pretty. Last night we HBC style celebrated the 4th by sneaking over to a dog park and lighting off illegal fireworks that I bought in Missouri. I bought a $25 pack called the Pyro-Predator which entertained us. Throughout the night there were fireworks being lit from all directions. We were also given one of the most beautiful sun sets I've ever seen! The night ended by most of HBC dancing and singing in the church parking lot to "I would bike 4,000 miles" (instead of I would walk 500 miles).

On my day off today I was able to help lead a bike clinic at a local day camp. The funny thing was none of the kids had bikes, so Corey, Lisa, Beth and I made up a relay race to entertain the youth of Emporia. I'm not sure when I'll get a chance to blog again since I'll be in the middle of nowhere Kansas. Make sure to light off all of your extra fireworks and think of the pyro-predator and me!